howdy.

This space was supposed to be my witty self-description, but I outsourced it to AI because writing about yourself is like trying to fold a fitted sheet - why try?

Here's what it gave me: I'm from southeast Missouri, I have three amazing dogs, I take pictures of things, and I'm a professional nerd who gets way too excited about new tech.

Oh, and I believe the Earth is round and vaccines work, because apparently we need to specify these things now.